April 2008
3 posts
“The sammich definitions are as follows:
The Missionary Position: White bread,...”
March 2008
5 posts
“I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient...”
– Dr. Seuss (Theodor Seuss Geisel)
February 2008
4 posts
easter egg
Fellow-Countrymen: At this second appearing to take the oath of the Presidential office there is less occasion for an extended address than there was at the first. Then a statement somewhat in detail of a course to be pursued seemed fitting and proper. Now, at the expiration of four years, during which public declarations have been constantly called forth on every point and phase of the great...
January 2008
12 posts
A day at Nintendo helpline center (wiimote...
Friendly Nintendo Help Desk Lady: “Okay - I want you to take the remote, button side down and smack it into the palm of your hand two or three times.”
Russ: “You’ve got to be kidding”
Friendly Nintendo Help Desk Lady: “No sir, do it hard enough that I can hear it across the phone line but not hard enough to damage the remote”
Russ: “You’re sure?”
Friendly Nintendo Help Desk Lady: “Yes, sir.”
December 2007
23 posts
“In Iran, we don’t have homosexuals, like in your country.”
– Mahmous Ahmadinejad (during Q&A at New York City’s Columbia University
“I am not the kind of guy that sits here and says, Oh, gosh, I’m worried...”
– President George W. Bush when ask about his falling approval rating
“Lets put a smile on that face”
– Joker
Watcha very very random movie trailer…
and now a song from my sponsor, Tay Zonday (well...
Small prose of CompUSA
Good bye CompUSA, Even when I had never been in the stores. Hopefully you don’t just fade, because what was competition with Best Buy for?
http://caminobrowser.org/ →
Camino 1.5.4 released, looks abit better in Leopard
“wait… let me think how much the Kindle will made…0…nada, it...”
– John C Dvorak (in TWiT)
“It has no doubt change me…”
– Sweeney Todd
http://www.r2d2translator.com/ →
sending the geek-o-meter o the red level
“Spartans! Ready your breakfast and eat hearty, for tonight we dine in Hell!”
– 300
November 2007
16 posts
